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fcukingchoke:

sarahsellaphix:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had as similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

they so are gonna kill us all someday

Because you gotta eat them again one day. #quotes #realtalk #word #life

Because you gotta eat them again one day. #quotes #realtalk #word #life

roy-ality:

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

HAHAHAHA

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eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

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eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

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wolverinedoctorwho:

pinkroseswithadashofdisney:

istoledrewspancakes:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

Omg

This girl is a QUEEN.

This is what we’ve been saying for years! Finally someone stood up and got the message out!

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alerted:

legitimism:

Where is this?

idk 

alerted:

legitimism:

Where is this?

idk 

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adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

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itcuddles:

dog trying to save fishes

my heart

Dogs are better than people

realwonders4u:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

Lmao!

realwonders4u:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

Lmao!

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so-divine:

bspears-news:

Katy Perry accepts Britney’s challenge.

OMG.


No one makes fun of Taylor Swift, like Taylor Swift does.

No one makes fun of Taylor Swift, like Taylor Swift does.

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feministlikeme:

we all need to get better at thinking of ourselves like this.

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I hate distance. You meet the best people and they are always far away.

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I have never hit reblog so fast 😭

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